While eating dinner tonight (peachy chicken and rice), I stored the food in my mouth like a hamster. Mommy and Daddy finally caught on that I wasn't swallowing it and stopped feeding me. They thought this was just part of my more-than-usual fussiness today. But no, I had a plan.
Every night when I take my bath, I play with my rubber ducky friends. Tonight I brought them a treat - chicken! That white blob in the corner is yummy regurgitated food. Daddy was disturbed because (among other reasons) I was feeding avians avians. Mommy was just glad it wasn't poop floating in the tub.
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HAHAHA
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